Hoff Uncensored
A random collection of thoughts that may or may not be appropriate.
Thursday, July 5, 2012
Wednesday, July 4, 2012
Survey Time!
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Tuesday, July 3, 2012
Star Trek Showdown: Seven of Nine vs. T'Pol
Any fan of the Star Trek franchise can tell you that it has had some serious babes over the years. It's a fine tradition, that dates all the way back to Nichelle Nichols as Lieutenant Uhura, the original Enterprise's chief communications officer. The Next Generation took it a step further with Deanna Troi, the sultry ship's counselor who cavorted around in a skin-tight catsuit. Deep Space Nine had a few choice honeys, including Leeta, the dabo girl with the biggest tits in the quardrant. But Voyager? Voyager had Jeri Ryan as Seven of Nine, pure sex poured into a form-fitting outfit. A fanboy's wet dream, Seven was, perhaps, the ultimate babe in all of science-fiction. But was Star Trek satisfied?
No. Star Trek demanded MORE.
Friday, April 20, 2012
The 1-2-3 Scale
For years, men have been using the 1-10 scale when describing the attractiveness of women. While this has always been a reliable method, I have devised a new scale which simplifies the process. It's called the 1-2-3 scale, and it works.
Saturday, April 14, 2012
Friday, April 13, 2012
Not-So-Freaky Friday
Today, I had originally intended to debut a new weekly feature on the blog called "Freaky Friday." However, after giving the idea further consideration throughout the day, I wasn't a fan of the concept and am choosing to scrap it for the time being. Which makes today...normal Friday.
The 13th.
*dun dun dunnnnnnnnnnnn*
The 13th.
*dun dun dunnnnnnnnnnnn*
Thursday, April 12, 2012
Wednesday, April 11, 2012
Prediction for the 2012 Election
Labels:
2012 election,
funny,
humor,
lol,
optimus prime,
transformers
Tuesday, April 10, 2012
Introduction; Tory Lane/Hardcore Porn
So this is my new blog. Basically I am going to try to post one random thought each day that might be inappropriate, even for Facebook. People's moms and shit are on there. I am going to curse, a lot, as is my custom. Although, some days, I suppose I might not. I can't say as to whether this means my Facebook feed will be cleaner. Anyone reading this should be well aware that it is going to get all NSFW up in this bitch. So don't be readin' at work. If you get fired, that's not on me.
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