Wednesday, July 4, 2012

Tuesday, July 3, 2012

Star Trek Showdown: Seven of Nine vs. T'Pol


Any fan of the Star Trek franchise can tell you that it has had some serious babes over the years. It's a fine tradition, that dates all the way back to Nichelle Nichols as Lieutenant Uhura, the original Enterprise's chief communications officer. The Next Generation took it a step further with Deanna Troi, the sultry ship's counselor who cavorted around in a skin-tight catsuit. Deep Space Nine had a few choice honeys, including Leeta, the dabo girl with the biggest tits in the quardrant. But Voyager? Voyager had Jeri Ryan as Seven of Nine, pure sex poured into a form-fitting outfit. A fanboy's wet dream, Seven was, perhaps, the ultimate babe in all of science-fiction. But was Star Trek satisfied?

No. Star Trek demanded MORE.

Friday, April 20, 2012

The 1-2-3 Scale

For years, men have been using the 1-10 scale when describing the attractiveness of women. While this has always been a reliable method, I have devised a new scale which simplifies the process. It's called the 1-2-3 scale, and it works.

Friday, April 13, 2012

Not-So-Freaky Friday

Today, I had originally intended to debut a new weekly feature on the blog called "Freaky Friday." However, after giving the idea further consideration throughout the day, I wasn't a fan of the concept and am choosing to scrap it for the time being. Which makes today...normal Friday.

The 13th.

*dun dun dunnnnnnnnnnnn*

Tuesday, April 10, 2012

Introduction; Tory Lane/Hardcore Porn

So this is my new blog. Basically I am going to try to post one random thought each day that might be inappropriate, even for Facebook. People's moms and shit are on there. I am going to curse, a lot, as is my custom. Although, some days, I suppose I might not. I can't say as to whether this means my Facebook feed will be cleaner. Anyone reading this should be well aware that it is going to get all NSFW up in this bitch. So don't be readin' at work. If you get fired, that's not on me.