Tuesday, April 10, 2012

Introduction; Tory Lane/Hardcore Porn

So this is my new blog. Basically I am going to try to post one random thought each day that might be inappropriate, even for Facebook. People's moms and shit are on there. I am going to curse, a lot, as is my custom. Although, some days, I suppose I might not. I can't say as to whether this means my Facebook feed will be cleaner. Anyone reading this should be well aware that it is going to get all NSFW up in this bitch. So don't be readin' at work. If you get fired, that's not on me.



What inspired this blog? My desire to express my thoughts on porn. Now, that doesn't mean this whole thing will be about porn, but I'm sure much of it will. Which brings me to today's entry: Tory Lane.

Just fantastic.

But this isn't really about Tory Lane; she was just the catalyst for the idea. See, as I was perusing some selected "films," a title caught my eye about "Tory Lane taking it rough." Now, for those of you not familiar with Tory Lane's body of work (you see what I did there?), basically, every scene she does is at least a little rough. So when I saw the title, I thought to myself...well, that. And that it was an odd descriptor for a scene with Tory Lane. 

Actually, a lot of porn these days is getting rougher. A lot of the mainstream sites like Brazzers are getting into bondage stuff, and things like "gagging" and "gaping" (which, might I add, is disgusting) are becoming quite common. It's an interesting phenomenon. If you've ever seen the pro wrestling documentary Beyond the Mat, there's a scene in there where Jake "the Snake" Roberts talks about getting more and more depraved, and eventually getting to the point where he couldn't get it up when he was at home with his wife. The moral of that story is JAKE ROBERTS IS FUCKED UP.

If you are into "the rough stuff," be sure to check out Tory Lane's work on your tube site of choice. I use XVideos, personally, as it has a very wide selection of titles to choose from. Or, you could pay for porn like a moron. The only porn I would pay for is the Star Trek porn, but I will save that for a future entry.

So there is post #1, hope you at least enjoyed the scantily-clad photo. Let me know if you have any suggestions for improvements on the off chance I don't get bored with this inside of a week.

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