Star Trek Showdown: Seven of Nine vs. T'Pol

Any fan of the Star Trek franchise can tell you that it has had some serious babes over the years. It's a fine tradition, that dates all the way back to Nichelle Nichols as Lieutenant Uhura, the original Enterprise's chief communications officer. The Next Generation took it a step further with Deanna Troi, the sultry ship's counselor who cavorted around in a skin-tight catsuit. Deep Space Nine had a few choice honeys, including Leeta, the dabo girl with the biggest tits in the quardrant. But Voyager? Voyager had Jeri Ryan as Seven of Nine, pure sex poured into a form-fitting outfit. A fanboy's wet dream, Seven was, perhaps, the ultimate babe in all of science-fiction. But was Star Trek satisfied?

No. Star Trek demanded MORE.

In 2001, the franchise's latest installment, Enterprise, hit airwaves, and many fans were treated to their first glimpse of Jolene Blalock as T'Pol, the ship's Vulcan ambassador and chief science officer. T'Pol, in what leading scientists claimed was biologically impossible, may have had a better body than Seven. But Star Trek, in a wise move, kept the two women very similar in personality. And how would you describe these women? Cold. Stand-offish. Difficult to approach. See, Star Trek knows that men like the chase. A man wants to pursue a woman. If she's just out of reach, the inevitable conquest is that much more rewarding. And let me tell you, I would conquest the hell out of these two women.

Now, years removed from the original airings, we can look back through the sexy lens of time and try to discern who was truly the hottest woman in all of Trekdom. Was is Seven, the blonde Borg bombshell? Or is T'Pol, who, with all respect to Tuvok, was the sexiest Vulcan ever, the most fuckable woman ever to don the uniform? Folks, I will present the evidence, and let you be the judge.

SEVEN

T'POL

There's your evidence, folks! So who's hotter? Let me know in the comments section!